Groundhogs suck. Seriously, how is a stupid rodent supposed to predict weather patterns? When it's rear end takes up 29% of it's body, it can't have much room left for a brain. And why is Punxsutawney Phil coming out in early February anyway? Groundhogs are supposed to hibernate until late March or April. Someone from the Inner Circle please let Phil know that it'll be six more weeks until mating season!
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