Free 411

While taking a day trip down to Milwaukee over the weekend, we decided to call and make a reservation at a restaurant. But we had to call information to get the restaurant's number. Now, if your cell carrier is like ours, you get charged an extra buck for calling 411. To avoid this you can call 1-888-FREE-411. Do Not confuse it with 1-888-411-FREE. If you do that, you'll hear a message like this...

Hey there... Do you want to talk to the sluttiest girl your nasty mind can imagine?

So, I repeat, the correct number is 1-888-FREE-411. Unless, of course, you do want to talk to the sluttiest girl your nasty mind can imagine...