The Grouchy Ladybug

Autumn in Wisconsin, I have to admit, is beautiful. The leaves changing colors, the cool, crisp air, the huge bright moon.... And then there are these darn ladybugs. Well, actually they're not really ladybugs. They are horrid little beetles in ladybug disguise. They are spotted but the red is more of a deeper red, almost like the shade of vomit after a nice hearty bowl of tomato soup. And they buzz like bees. Oh! And they bite! I kid you not. One bit me the other day. Hurt too. Little stinker!