Toy GPS

Why is it that I am supposed to know the exact location of every single toy in our vast inventory? Seriously, it cannot be as general as "it's in the toybox". Oh no! That would not suffice. I have to practically provide the latitude and longitude of any given toy at any given time within seconds of hearing the request! Maybe I should adopt my Mother's old saying... "well, last time I played with it, I put it away where it belongs". Ugh... I can't do that... I swore I'd never say that!