An apology

Dear Radiology Department Staff,

I'm terribly sorry for the behavior of my five year old son yesterday. I know that you weren't trying to kill him, even though he acted as if you were. I deeply apologize for the many times he crawled under various equipment, making you nervous that he would hit his head. I hope the evil stares he kept throwing your way didn't give you nightmares.

Sincerely,
Teri